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SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT
An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896
Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.
4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol.. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.
Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film Reading mails all the time + no replies = Silence of the Lamb!
Software Engineer, Qualified Employee + No Work = Forwards
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SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT
An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896
Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.
4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol.. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials.
Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya Film Reading mails all the time + no replies = Silence of the Lamb!
Software Engineer, Qualified Employee + No Work = Forwards
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